“Your kids wait in the car during dinner — the twins don’t like them,” my sister said at Mom’s birthday. Mom nodded. It was 30°F outside. I took my kids home. At 9 pm,

Mom’s face softened momentarily. “Thank you. My youngest granddaughter created that masterpiece.”

Declan looked around the room. “Is she hiding somewhere?”

“No,” Brooke answered, too fast.

“Not anymore,” I corrected, stepping fully into the light of the entryway.

Brooke looked at me, her eyes widening in a silent, desperate plea for mercy. Declan looked back and forth between the two of us, sensing the sudden drop in atmospheric pressure.

“Family drama?” Declan asked, taking a sip of his champagne.

“Absolutely not,” Brooke lied smoothly.

“Undeniably yes,” Kyle interjected from the floor.

Brooke shot her husband a look that could have melted steel. Kyle stood up, raising his own champagne glass in a mock toast. “Do not mind me. I am currently too hypothermic and malnourished to participate in the deception.”

Declan chuckled, amused by the dysfunction. He looked at Mom. “What exactly happened?”

“Oh, it was merely a trivial misunderstanding,” Mom stammered, wringing her hands.