My Husband Told Me to Lose Weight After Giving Birth or He’d ‘Have No Choice but to Leave’ – After I Lost 85 Pounds, the ‘Romantic Hotel Night’ I Planned Made Him Go Pale

“Hold onto that, buddy. We are taking the pastry.”

Mom let out a gasp of profound offense. “The pie, too? Honestly, Rupert, the pie hasn’t committed any sins.”

“Happy  birthday, Grandma.”

For a moment, a shadow of genuine shame flickered across my mother’s face. She looked down at the uneven, childlike handwriting.

Then Brooke ruined it. “You’re deliberately trying to upset her, Rupert. Just leave.”

I pulled the heavy oak door open. The biting wind rushed into the warm foyer. “It’s thirty degrees out there. I would absolutely loathe for anyone in this  family to experience a moment of discomfort.”

We walked out into the biting chill, the heavy door clicking shut behind us.

We claimed a vinyl booth in the corner. Owen ordered a double bacon cheeseburger. Because, as far as I was concerned, being ostracized by your own bloodline legally qualified dessert as breakfast.